n. One who has an unusually large affection towards potatos, at times sexual in nature, especially mashed or potatoe salad. Symptoms include inability to control thoughts when spuds are in the room, excessive salavation, and willingness to transport spuds across county or state lines at any costs...
NIkki, a registered spudophile, becomes quite excited at the mere mention of left over potato salad.
Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!
A person who experiences sexual arousal or gratification from the pain, distress, suffering, or humiliation of others. Someone who enjoys inflicting the pain themselves is a sadist.
“Bro’s not kinky, he’s a straight-up sadophile. Like, he actually gets turned on thinking about people suffering.”