Suiphile 

Someone who has a crush on themselves and wants to date themself.

Steve: Do you like anyone?
Bob: Yes, I do! In fact, I’m dating them.
Steve: Really? Who is it?
Bob: It’s me!
Steve: Ew, that’s gross. Get away from me suiphile!

Suiphile by Dray’s Dictionary July 7, 2020

Siphile 

adjective

Something disgusting, repulsive

"This meal was so siphile !"

"The way he talked to you was siphile."

Siphile by ErhmAvkshually May 30, 2024