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A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
satsuma by RoseThourne November 16, 2006
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When a person missing their index finger inserts the remaining three fingers into a woman's klagg/anus and repeatedly pumps away until a yellowy/orange residue is deposited. This move is then finished off by yelling "SATSUMA" into the person's discoloured orifice.
Sally's boyfriend got his finger blown off in the war, but it's ok because they can still satsuma
Satsuma by Swannyd December 1, 2010
(morons) use satsuma instead of orange... U can just tell they're an absolute (neek) if they call an orange a satsuma.

I mean why the hell does that exist
Hey my name's arthur and my friends and I were wondering if u just wanted to maybe share my satsuma ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ

Bro u idiot bruv why da fuq u calling that orange a satsuma u nerd
Satsuma by Dummy dumster December 21, 2020
overly large fat person that is on the verge of obesity
sheโ€™s a satsuma
satsuma by yuhxoxooxoxoxoxo January 22, 2025

Satsuma fart 

The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
Satsuma fart by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018

satsuma imo 

This word is originally derived from the Japanese word for sweet potato. Satsuma imo can be used when referring to someone that looks like a sweet potato on the outside, but is actually slightly sweet on the inside. This word can also be used as a nickname for someone who is called a bitch, but is not actually that bitchy on the inside.
OMG! ur such a satsuma imo! hahahaha
satsuma imo by moyashiman July 31, 2012

satsuma.the.baddie 

A really cool account on tiktok, and is a leo and of course a baddie.
satsuma.the.baddie is my favourite baddie
satsuma.the.baddie by thatpogmcyt September 12, 2021
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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โ€œI reached the TikTok Farlands broโ€
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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