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Sark Monkay 

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.
Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"
Sark Monkay by Ddogthies May 3, 2018
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3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark 

When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.