sap on the hatchet

A euphemism for sex.

Typically used between bearded woodsmen and mountain folk.

Man! It’s been some time since I’ve walked with a woman, I could use a little “sap on the hatchet “ if you know what I mean.

sap on the hatchet by Dick Reude March 12, 2025

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Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

Sap on the Hatchet by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

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Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

Sap on the Hatchet by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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