conlon and sana. the most perfect couple in the world. they started out hating each other, but the playful kind of hating. since then, their relationship has progressed and developed. they now love each other and have just bought a house in the hamptons. everyone shipped them together before they became a couple, they texted each other everyday, having lots of inside jokes, until it became so much more than just a platonic friendship. they now are in love. and I'm so happy for them.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!