Sanjaya Malakar

Part Indian part Italian guy from Washington currently on American Idol. Not a very good singer, his sister was better. Has long lucious beautiful hair and likes to change hair styles to suit the occasion. Also loves to do the hula.

Sexuality is pending.

me: damn did you see Sanjaya Malakar do the hula?
friend: yeah thats the hula girls do
me: LOL

Sanjaya Malakar by A proud gay guy named Johnny March 21, 2007

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Sanjaya Malakar

The BEST singer from American Idol. He was voted off country week after singing Let's Give Them Something To Talk About. He is famous for him fauxhawk, or ponyhawk. Some think that American Idol producers kicked him off the show. Fans are called Fanjayas

girl- Did you see Sanjaya Malakar last night on American Idol?
girl's friend- Ya, he was so good!
girl- I know, I LOVE him!

Sanjaya Malakar by Alycen May 11, 2007

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Sanjaya Malakar

1)His heart is so big it can't fit in his chest :)

2) My future husband! <3

3) One of the best singers ever.

Sanjaya Malakar is so sweet and cute!

Sanjaya Malakar by i<3sanij October 18, 2008

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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