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Falls for boys easily 😂✌ loves singing, dancing, baking, sprinting and other activities! Get urself a Sanita because she can make u laugh easily! She's hilarious asfff but wen she loses her temper, you don't want to be around her😶💯 Obsessed with clothes and hair! Popular on all medias and so kind❤😍 she has a compassionate heart. All day boys talking bout her all da damnnn time
OMGG ARE U TALKING ABT SANITA?

UHMM YEAA

O M G NO WONDER COZ THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED LIKE SANITA! HILARIOUS MF😂❤
Omggg I luv SANITA'S OUTFIT PERA

BRO DID U SEE HER HAIR THO?

THAT ASS THO lmao
Sanita by anoumynous.951 February 27, 2019
sanita by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Steamy Santa

A highly advanced defecation maneuver where one climbs to the roof of the unsuspecting party’s house, squats over the chimney and takes a shit, leaving excrement plummeting down the chimney. This results in a steamy deuce at the bottom of the living room fireplace. While the maneuver draws it’s name from and is similar to the western tradition of Santa Clause, it tends to draw a negative reaction from the unsuspecting party.
Individual 1: Did you hear Ricky gave Randy Lahey a Steamy Santa?
Individual 2: He did what?
Individual 1: He took a shit down Randy’s chimney leaving a steamy terd in the living room fireplace.

Individual 2: (Nods in approval) ....nice.....
Steamy Santa by #RickyShits February 12, 2020

Bread Santa 

A nickname given to anarchocommunist activist, philosopher, and revolutionary Pyotr (Peter) Kropotkin (Russian: Пётр Алексе́евич Кропо́ткин) (1842 – 1921), largely in part due to his appearance: a jolly, balding man with a large, white, bushy beard and glasses. These features combined make Kropotkin look strikingly like Santa Claus. The "bread" part comes from Kropotkin's most popular and distinguished work, "The Conquest of Bread", in which among other things, he criticizes capitalism by outlining core issues including class struggle, poverty and scarcity.
I just got done reading "The Conquest of Bread" by Bread Santa!
Bread Santa by Acriimony August 4, 2019

Gouty Santa 

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.
Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.
Gouty Santa by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

hand sanitizer kink 

when someone always uses your hand sanitizer and moans
person one: ugh so oily 😩 gimme more

person two: what the fuck person one

person three: i think person one has a hand sanitizer kink, no he definitely has one