sanding 

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

sanding by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sanding 

To kiss a cardboard cutout/poster of a celebrity so much that the lips begin to wear off, looking as if someone has sanded them off.

"Did you see that poster of Megan Fox in Brandon's room? It looks like he's been sanding it!"

Sanding by Tukoy April 6, 2010

sanding 

putting sand on your penis then anal sexing the girl

i was sanding her last night

sanding by Dmitri Krunk December 29, 2007

Sanding 

A slang term for an action someone considered to be a poor handyman would perform instead of helping.

"Sanding" is used to replace whatever said individual is actually doing.

Example 1: "Gray nailed "Tom Sawyer" on the guitar last night while he was sanding." In this example, "Rock Band" was replaced with "sanding".

Sanding by smurfette007 June 18, 2011

Sanding 

Male version of scissoring. Two men rub their taints together, whilst hoisting their balls out of the way.

Man, Dave and I were sanding eachother's taints off last night!

Sanding by SandKing69420 January 22, 2024

sanding your iguana 

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

sanding your iguana by Sobow November 26, 2013

sanding wood 

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

sanding wood by Vince T October 14, 2012