sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin

Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died

by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017

Sanding

To kiss a cardboard cutout/poster of a celebrity so much that the lips begin to wear off, looking as if someone has sanded them off.

"Did you see that poster of Megan Fox in Brandon's room? It looks like he's been sanding it!"

by Tukoy April 6, 2010

sanding

putting sand on your penis then anal sexing the girl

i was sanding her last night

by Dmitri Krunk December 29, 2007

Sanding

A slang term for an action someone considered to be a poor handyman would perform instead of helping.

"Sanding" is used to replace whatever said individual is actually doing.

Example 1: "Gray nailed "Tom Sawyer" on the guitar last night while he was sanding." In this example, "Rock Band" was replaced with "sanding".

by smurfette007 June 18, 2011

Sanding

Male version of scissoring. Two men rub their taints together, whilst hoisting their balls out of the way.

Man, Dave and I were sanding eachother's taints off last night!

by SandKing69420 January 22, 2024

sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.

Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?

by Sobow November 26, 2013

sanding wood

The act of male masturbation.

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"

by Vince T October 14, 2012