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San Clemente, CA 

Great place to retire, surf, or grab a quick bite to eat; Not very diverse politically, culinarily, or racially. Some parts suffer from Affluenza; Aside from being a surfing mecca, San Clemente doesn't really offer a unique experience of any kind.
Person 1: I live in San Clemente, CA
Person 2: Oh nice, you must be a big surfer!
Person 1: Not really, I just couldn't afford to live in the other beach cities in the OC, and didn't really care about quality school districts, or mingling with non-whites; I'm a racist, incestuous, idiot and my children will most likely be the same
Person 2: Lemme guess, your wife's name is Karen?
Person 1: How did you know?!

Person 2: Just had a hunch...

Person 1: Btw, Wanna join my megachurch, and be part of a fake bible belt to cover up the fact that we worship money?
Person 2: No thanks, I have more meaningful things to do in my life

San Clemente, California 

The Covidiots Capital of America. A place where women with bad boob jobs think that their tight face lift will ward off the Coronavirus.
Hey everyone! We live in San Clemente, California. We are Covidiots. We don't care that people are dying from Coronavirus. We want to exercise our right to pretend we know how to surf, and go to a glossy canteen and drink. We're going to invite the media so we can show off our botched boob jobs.

San Clemente, California 

A town in the south of Orange County. It used to be a really cool low-key beach town. Now it is just a blingy place with a bunch of wanna-bes who are upsidedown in their mortgages. It is filled with botox hags/40 year old ex strippers/"cheerleaders" who are so worthless they can't even get a job. They sit around and scream at their wannabe surfer husbands because they can't make enough money to keep up with what they think is their "lifestyle." Some may or may not be swingers. The houses were build like crap in the early and mid two thousands. These bozos paid way too much for the houses and now they are stuck with homes they couldn't afford in the first place.
Walking through the mall I noticed 6 botox hags. They must be from San Clemente, California Wish they would put on more clothes I really don't want to look at them.
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