The greatest ameraican who ever lived. organized the sons of liberty which kicked the british out of the United States of america (not yet called that at the time though). I am drunk at the moment.
Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."
When you have to be drunk ("slammed") in order to engage in sexual activities with another person(s).
1: Yo, you tryin to get with that girl over there?
2: I don't know, man. She's pretty busted.
1: Dude just drink some beers and get your gauge up, you'll be all over that.
2: Yeah, she's definitely a Slamuel Adams chick.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).