Samsung Sam

A hideous, horrible looking virtual assistant that morons on the internet coom over because she's the closet thing to a woman they will ever know.

Coomer: Samsung Sam is so hot!!!!!!
Normal Person: She's fucking hideous, touch fucking grass you pillock.

by GrammaSoop June 14, 2021

Samsung sam

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones

You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now

by Big man in da mornin June 02, 2021

samsung sam

hottest things on earth
1. samsung sam (69420° C)
2. earth's core (5200° C)

OMG SO HOT OMG

I COOM HELP *cooms* 😫😫😫

AGHH FACK

samsung sam so hot wtf 😳😳

by sassyboka June 03, 2021

Samsung sam

The hottest and the most simpable assistant of Samsung aka the Samsung waifu

Person1:Why do you buy Samsung?
Person2:for Samsung Sam

by renathesussybaka July 05, 2021

Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 03, 2021

Sam Samsung

Samsung's alleged new 3D virtual assistant to replace Bixby. The hottest virtual assistant to ever be conceptualized.

Sam Samsung Rule 34 is the hottest thing ever.

by Breadinspanishismysexuality June 02, 2021

Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant

Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system

Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)

by SSVA June 01, 2021