Samarth (yes there is only one of them in the world) is a wonderful being. He has the world's most spontaneous and amazing brain. He's the most creative person you'll meet. He gets so much fanmail he had to hire a secretary to burn it all. But his
awesomeness comes at a price. He's a freaking
badass funny person, and it's possible that you may be crippled by his
awesomeness. Not killed, because his awesome is still keeping you alive, but crippled.
Samarth says, "
Poop."
You burst out laughing in fits of
pain that almost kill you, but they
don't because his awesome factor is keeping you alive. Otherwise you'd painfully implode, and your body'd still twitch and giggle.