Samoan Sundae
When a team of Samoans breaks into your dealership, steals you and your customers property and takes a shit in your bathroom before they roll out.
Samoan Sundae by Step off weak ass October 11, 2017
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samoen sundae
The act of taking a shit on a women's chest and then sprinkling coconut on top of it, then ejaculating on it for the simulating the hot fudge sauce.
Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
samoen sundae by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
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Samoen Sundae
The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.
You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.
Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
Samoen Sundae by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
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