Literally the most unfunniest person on earth. If you listen to her jokes, you immediately get brain and ear cancer due to the amount of sheer unfunny in her jokes. Imagine humans evolving billions of years, your ancestor’s ancestor’s greatest grandchildren in future. But that grandchild is someone called Sammy Wammy :3 and they tell their joke and it immediately kills your mood. Seriously, the world is full of many potential talents, many jokes, funniest people like me (urmomcvmdumpster), and then there’s Sammy Wammy :3, who tells her “Sam sung, Samsung” joke, and the world is amazed by how fucking horrible it is. The dead immediately wants to be more dead, the humour of 2022 collapsed. The World Health Organization and governments in every country immediately gets an order to seize Sammy Wammy :3 and constrains her. Fuck you Sammy Wammy :3, and I’m literally funnier than you.

Did you know? The world has billions of jokes, but Sammy Wammy :3, kills the fucking humour and the entire populations’ ear drums.

Sammy wammy :3 by Funniest Person than Sam March 20, 2022

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Sammy wammy pie is a nickname fo biitchygrande but -my wammy pie with and kts very quirky to be called this

my little sammy wammy pie ;-;
i am such a little sammy wammy pie

Sammy wammy pie by a🤍 March 11, 2022

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A great and nice Gacha TikToker but they will never know who I am .. cause I’m just one out of 1000 more people following him

xx_sammy_wammy_xx Is a person :)

xx_sammy_wammy_xx by Sussssssyyyy bakaaaa September 25, 2021

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Wammy With The Slammy

a person who slams your mom on a regular basis

my mom just had Wammy With The Slammy whit the neighbour and now my parents are getting divorced

Wammy With The Slammy by DpparentlyDannyIsAHoe April 7, 2018

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