Salty Eye
When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008
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Salty Eye
When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.
Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.
Salty Eye by Fitnessjunky August 31, 2015
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Salty Eye • Salty Eye-Patch • Salty Eyed • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. • the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger • eye patch sally • salty • salty dog • Salty Cracker • Salty Bitch
Salty Eye
When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 28, 2008
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Salty eye by Burtthebasher October 10, 2018
Salty Eye-Patch
A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
Salty Eye-Patch by Brendan And Chris November 10, 2007
Salty Eyed
1. Having made a huge mistake resulting in regret.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.
2. Crying or used in reference to someone who is crying.
"Dude, I've got salt in my eyes right now. I can't believe I did that last night."
"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."
"Sorry, she can't come to the phone right now, her boyfriend broke up with her and she's all salty eyed."
Salty Eyed by Vannahsa October 5, 2009
eye patch sally
eye patch sally by not sally October 20, 2004
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