When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
by brentlyexperience August 31, 2008
When you train to absolute failure or at an intensity whereby the perspiration from your entire workout starts to flow into your eye/eyes to the point where you winch in agony.
Yesterday I was pushing for 10 reps on bench press however I couldn't complete my last rep as I got the 'salty eye'.
by Fitnessjunky July 30, 2015
When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
by brentlyexperience September 13, 2008
by Burtthebasher October 11, 2018
A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
by Brendan And Chris October 18, 2007