Definitions by brentlyexperience
Ricktarded
Any instance where you do something completely retarded or resembling a red headed step child in desperate need of an unrelenting beating. When someone does something so inexplicably ridiculous you want to throat punch a baby.
Wow, I can't get over the fact that he actually attemted that! Absolutly ricktarded. Only a ricktard would try to pull off something so rickdiculous! I'm astounded by your ricktardedness!!!! Get in your bed you flacid peice of shit!
Ricktarded by Brentlyexperience November 22, 2011
Salty Eye
When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 28, 2008
Chewy
Someone of lesser intelligence and slower mind set that can't really grasp the day to day concepts of everyday life. Someone who is effin retarded.
Chewy by brentlyexperience October 24, 2008
Salty Eye
When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Salty Eye by brentlyexperience October 20, 2008
High Hole
When a man takes the rear entry position on a woman she is on her hands and knees. The orientation between her anus and vaginal openings changes thus placing the anus in the "High Hole" position.
....ya dude and when I was done ramming my cock down her throat I flipped her over and rammed it in her High Hole!
High Hole by brentlyexperience October 19, 2008
Mucky Bum
Mucky bum is derived from the ol' salty eye but it actually happens when you've tried to push out a fart that wasn't really a fart afterall thus creating the mucky ooze that starts the ol' salty eye process.
Mucky Bum by brentlyexperience October 19, 2008