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Salty Blanket

When you have sex with a girl outside in the snow and she climaxes at the exact same time as you ejaculate and it freezes into a salty white mess that gets onto your clothes. The only way to get the stain out? You don't.
Person 1: What's that white shit on you?
I pulled a Salty Blanket on my girlfriend
by sonic12576 August 3, 2016
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