a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.
Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach
by pkhehe August 14, 2010
Get the salt water taffymug. A sex move often used by GILFs where one sips saline solution from a denture cup with the intention to spit it into another's urethra.
by Big M (Regrettably) September 7, 2022
Get the Salt Water Taffymug. A sexual(?) escapade where one deficates into a container, ejaculates on it and then he and/or his partner eats it. Like 2 girls 1 cup but the shit is covered in jizz.
Man the only thing that would have made 2 girls 1 cup hotter would be if they used Salt Water Taffy!
by Super_Nick_ May 27, 2009
Get the salt water taffymug. The salt water taffy; When you take one ball and one ball only from your nut sack, and roll up on both sides (so it looks like a salt water taffy wrapper). Take a picture and send it to your boys.
by Retardation foundation October 13, 2025
Get the Salt water taffymug.