Liberals

Fuck Liberals! They suck AIDS-infected homo balls!

That's a fact, Jack!

by damyankee April 17, 2005

Git Er Done

Git er done! Ah am reeee-tarrrrded! Larry thuh Cable Guy said it was okay to use Git Er Done! Ahyuck, hyuck!

Git Er Done is a faggot-ass phrase.

by damyankee November 29, 2004

Saddam Hussein

1.) The brutal dictator who ruled Iraq for over two full decades. He was notorious for horribly abusing, goring, and punishing his people when they DARED to have an opinion like normal human beings. He usually had his henchmen carry out these terrible deeds, as he was too cowardly to do it himself.
2.) The demented, evil, asshole-of-a homosexual boyfriend of Satan on the infamous cartoon South Park.
3.) The guy who has posted some really messed-up, sick, but HILARIOUS stories on www.Joke-Pages.com. If you have a twisted and/or sick sense of humor, then I highly recommend these jokes for you.

As Saddam had some of his henchmen gouge the protestor's eyes out, he gave it hard to his gay boyfriend Satan, right after he posted another weird confusing story on Joke-pages.com

by Damyankee October 25, 2004

Magic City

Birmingham, Alabama. A City in the Deep South that sucks ass. Nothing magical about it.

Carl: You shouudn't uh dun that; he's just uh boy! UMMMM-HUMMM!

by Damyankee October 26, 2004

Mechanicsville

a town in the Richmond Metropolitan Area in Virginia. A suburb of Richmond, and apparently a bad place to be by the negative things that people say about it. Anyways, Mechanicsville was the site of a small Civil War battle that occurred between the divisions of Confederate Major General A.P. Hill and Union General George G. Meade and portions of other divisions. It was a battle fought during a week-long series of battles known as the "Seven Days' Campaign". A Union victory resulted because of the successful defense backed by the Yankees who had a lot of artillery (big guns with explosive ammunition) and because of terrain advantages: they were on the bank of a creek, had some forest cover, all while the Southerners had to go down the western creek bank where this town was located about a mile from and go through the creek and slight swamps while under heavy fire.

Mechanicsville was one of the five or so battles of the Seven Days Campaign during early summer of 1862 that allowed General Lee and the Army of Northern Virginia to save Richmond, and the war effort.

by Damyankee March 27, 2005

Saltwater Taffy

A great, old-fashioned candy that has been around since 1892. Made in Salt Lake City, Utah, this chewy candy consists of flavors that include licorice, peppermint, chocolate, vanilla, cinnamon, rum, orange and cream, and blue raspberry. I love this wonderful candy, and you can find it in many grocery stores, including Meijer's, and it is also made in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, where it is also a speciality item.

Saltwater Taffy is prone to causing cavities and other dental problems, but they can be avoided. The best way to eat saltwater taffy and evade tooth decay and cavities is to suck on it until it gets smaller and easier to chomp on. Chew a few times and then swallow it.

by Damyankee March 16, 2005

Dems

A short nickname for Democrats. The left-wing or left-center voters of the Democratic Party. Usually vote for the Liberal candidates that run for Congress and the Presidency.

Don't say anything about John Kerry; there's a group of Dems over there.

by Damyankee March 27, 2005