A social disease where the victim needs to prove that his or her time is more valuable than yours. Style choices, smalldogs and above all digital gadgetry are all used by victims to remind themselves of their fabulousness and to remind you that if anyone is going to be living in a movie it's them and not you. At risk populations include aspiring celebrities and gay men.
"Josh has fabulousness issues. He's on his cell phone even when we're ----"
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.