by Juan T Horné December 16, 2017
A douchebag who spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glam metal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.
"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclown spends on his hair?"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."
"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"
"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"
"I dunno, but what a salon boy."
"Hey look, a salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat the everloving crap out of him!"
"Hey look, another salon boy!"
"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"
by Captain Benjamin May 29, 2007
1. When a man places his nuts on over the eyes of a woman laying down.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.
2. While a woman lies on her back, a man places a nut on each of her eyes rendering her blind. This resembles the goggles women (and some gay men) put on when they go to a tanning salon.
1. Hey bro, I pulled the tanning salon on my bitch last night, she couldn't see shit.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.
Other renditions of the word:
2. Yo I tanned your mom last night!
3. If I ask sally if she will let me tan her do you think she will reject me.
by <BLG> May 20, 2008
A scenario that one girl giving a guy a hairjob and the guy (who must have a haircut fetish), must also be shaving a second girl's head completely bald in a hair salon.
Guy 1: Emma, Sofia, and I had a hair salon threesome yesterday. Emma was giving me the hairjob and Sofia was the one who went bald.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
A place where white girls get parts of their fingers cut off by little asian ladies judging them and gossiping in who knows what language
by definatedefanition May 5, 2018
by talkshowcheat May 27, 2017
A phrase used in the sentimental Lorde song of the same name to describe dreaming, ruminating, overthinking or confusion. A nail salon is a place where you sit quietly, often reflecting on your thoughts. In the song, Lorde asks herself whether she's thinking clearly or just high and confused. Really fucking deep.
Conversation In Your Head:
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
Thought 1: "Does Jack like me?"
Thought 2: "Maybe you're just stoned at the nail salon. You should learn to love yourself before you love anyone else."
by cryingraccoon July 26, 2021