Salmoning

walking up behind someone and samking your hand back and fort against their leg like a salmon's tail moves. salmoning is best done when it is a surprise attack

I about to go on a salmoning spree!

by hty912064 April 17, 2010

salmons

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

by hashtagwyattspam April 8, 2013

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 2, 2006

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 27, 2005

Salmon

When two people are too femine to have "Beef" with one another

Did you hear about the Chris Brown has Salmon with Drake

by D$-Money June 14, 2012

Salmon

A slang word for sex. Can be used both as a verb and a noun. Originally defined in the 1970s Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Used by upper class teenagers who were attempting to hide their promescuity from their overbearing parents. Has led to the recent fad of "Awkward Salmon".

Guy: I had some good salmon last night.

Or

Guy2: I just got salmoned!

Or

Guy 3: I'm gonna go to the bar to see if I can get some salmon.

by TheBearClaws July 30, 2011

salmon

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon

by ziley December 4, 2006