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Salmon Slap 

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.
Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'
Salmon Slap by Gizzy June 11, 2006

salmon slap 

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
salmon slap by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.
Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

Wet salmon slap 

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.
duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho
Wet salmon slap by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.
I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.
Slap the Salmon by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

slap some salmon on it 

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.
come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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