Salmon Slap

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

by Giselle&Pina June 11, 2006

Salmon Slap

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

by Gizzy June 11, 2006

salmon slap

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

by Smokedaweed June 11, 2006

Salmon slap discount

While at pike street market in Seattle, some visitors have received this discount of 5 percent reality check. You must be passing through, unaware of your surroundings and slapped in the face by a raw salmon that is thrown across from an employee to another as part of their gimmick.

Albert got the salmon slap discount again.. It seems to be helping his ADHD. I added to psychological evaluation.

by Petesbeeps April 18, 2018

Wet salmon slap

sexual act, where a man after he has cum wanks so his dick is wet and then slaps some chick in the face.

duude i wet salmon slaped mandy last night, ha what a ho

by o-nizzle April 16, 2010

Slap the Salmon

Female masturbation or female/female sexual activity.

I drew a hot bath, lit a candle and laid back to slap the salmon.

My hot neighbor came over. After a bottle of wine, he hand was down my panties to slap the salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

slap some salmon on it

When you want someone to do something smoking or add a little pazzaz.

come on tommy, slap some salmon on it!

by WhiteGirlWithBasicBobs June 7, 2018