Salma Hayek

A wicked hott actress, i mean so very hott!!!

Man, Salma Hayek was soo hot in Dogma

Salma Hayek by Marx December 15, 2003

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Salma Hayek

A verb that denotes the act of sucking beer or any drink off the toe of a woman who is pouring said drink from her knee down her leg, as demonstrated by Salma Hayek and Quinten Tarantino in From Dusk Till Dawn. A Salma Hayek can refer to the act of the sucker or the suckee.

We had a wild time at this club last night. We met the wildest guys and one of them told Sarah she had cute toes and asked her for a Salma Hayek.

Salma Hayek by SIMIKIS August 2, 2008

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Salma Hayek Syndrome

A condition where a charmingly personable young woman intimidates (and possibly scares off) the men she comes across due to her stunning grace, beauty, and assertiveness. This syndrome usually results in singleness and possible dabbling in lesbianism (as depicted in the movie "Frida").

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL: I don't know what it is, but I seem to scare off any guy that I meet no matter how nice I am.

STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE GIRL'S BROTHER: That's because you have the Salma Hayek Syndrome, yo.

Salma Hayek Syndrome by jbvita February 13, 2007

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