Salk
Middle aged sports enthusiast, typically white male, who takes the criticism and or defeat of their respected franchise personally. Known to voice their contempt on social media for underperforming athletes who are often half their age.
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Salk Middle School
this schools so gay. (better than wisdom)
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.
Salk Middle School by lordbbypooshkie November 7, 2021
Salk School of Science
a school in the lower east side where u can basically do no work and still pass. Half the guys r so close u don't wanna get near them and half of them r normal. Most of the girls r rich and white and pretend to be lower class then they are to not seem "spoiled." u share the building with an elementary school also and the cafeteria reeks. There r good restaurants near by. Rip Il Fornos. Also beware of coach
Salk School of Science by patrickbateman99 February 8, 2021
salk middle school
the cesspool of greasy people white bitchezz and literal pieces of shit warning might receive verbal abuse from whit bitches
salk middle school by toolbox//morelikejuulbox July 1, 2019
Salk School of Science
A middle school where everyone thinks that the students are geeks. But the truth is everyone pretends to be something that they're not. The white people try to act ghetto and the guys where there jeans so far down its not even funny. And the black people act white and preppy. The mixed people seem to act more white. The asian people continue to act asian except for a few exepections, in which they act black.
Most people get good grades and most classes are really crazy and everyone loves each other so it's pretty great.oh, and its in Manhattan, New York City so that explains the crazy part. one more note....you gotta understand that even if we act diferent than what we look like, thats kinda who we are. and we're never changing. until high school.....
Most people get good grades and most classes are really crazy and everyone loves each other so it's pretty great.oh, and its in Manhattan, New York City so that explains the crazy part. one more note....you gotta understand that even if we act diferent than what we look like, thats kinda who we are. and we're never changing. until high school.....
Boy:hey wat school do you go to?
Girl:Salk School of Science
Boy:oh...
yeah SALK beats every other school!!!!!
sry couldn't think og any other example...
Girl:Salk School of Science
Boy:oh...
yeah SALK beats every other school!!!!!
sry couldn't think og any other example...
Salk School of Science by not a gossip girl October 25, 2008
salk middle school
sms is the worst stem school in the state of minnesota frfr only salk kids understand
best teacher goudy is leaving like wtf
best teacher goudy is leaving like wtf
salk middle school by interesting_co0chie May 20, 2023
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