Salk

Middle aged sports enthusiast, typically white male, who takes the criticism and or defeat of their respected franchise personally. Known to voice their contempt on social media for underperforming athletes who are often half their age.

I was sitting next to this guy on the plane, a real Salk, who kept saying “Peyton Manning did it the right way”.

by BrothMan December 17, 2022

Salk

When a person is singing at such a pace that it sounds more like talking.

1) Is the lead singer good?

2) Yeah, I guess. But he doesn't have a really good voice he just kind of salks.

by Mr. Lion December 9, 2008

Salk Middle School

this schools so gay. (better than wisdom)
hottest babes at salk: daddy viola and mr g (only salk kids understand)
school full of gay mfs who rip fuckin juuls in the bathroom.

"I hate Salk Middle School, shits so gay"

by lordbbypooshkie November 7, 2021

Salk School of Science

a school in the lower east side where u can basically do no work and still pass. Half the guys r so close u don't wanna get near them and half of them r normal. Most of the girls r rich and white and pretend to be lower class then they are to not seem "spoiled." u share the building with an elementary school also and the cafeteria reeks. There r good restaurants near by. Rip Il Fornos. Also beware of coach

"you go to salk school of science right"
"yeah why"
"has coach sexually assaulted u yet"

by patrickbateman99 February 8, 2021

salk middle school

the cesspool of greasy people white bitchezz and literal pieces of shit warning might receive verbal abuse from whit bitches

mate i just took a salk middle school can you sauce me some paper

by toolbox//morelikejuulbox July 1, 2019

Salk School of Science

A middle school where everyone thinks that the students are geeks. But the truth is everyone pretends to be something that they're not. The white people try to act ghetto and the guys where there jeans so far down its not even funny. And the black people act white and preppy. The mixed people seem to act more white. The asian people continue to act asian except for a few exepections, in which they act black.
Most people get good grades and most classes are really crazy and everyone loves each other so it's pretty great.oh, and its in Manhattan, New York City so that explains the crazy part. one more note....you gotta understand that even if we act diferent than what we look like, thats kinda who we are. and we're never changing. until high school.....

Boy:hey wat school do you go to?
Girl:Salk School of Science
Boy:oh...
yeah SALK beats every other school!!!!!
sry couldn't think og any other example...

by not a gossip girl October 25, 2008

salk middle school

sms is the worst stem school in the state of minnesota frfr only salk kids understand

best teacher goudy is leaving like wtf

1: im gonna go to a stem school!
2: DONT GO TO SALK MIDDLE SCHOOL!

by interesting_co0chie May 20, 2023