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Salko is a guy who thinks he's so cool and rich they are they type of guys to show off a lot but they can be chill in person they have small dick because they drive jettas these dudes are wack as hell and think they can get any girls but they real ugly
Damn you see that Salko over there he's gay as fuck.
by Jack long January 02, 2017
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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