Salish Middle School 

A school in the Pacific Northwest. Many many basic thots will make fun of the sixth graders for being virgins. A student tried to commit suicide by jumping off of the roof twice, but Salish Middle School covered that up and made sure no one had a convo about it. Very bad anti bullying system, but which school doesn’t have one? Lots of weebs and furries, avoid them. Weebs will say that people who play Minecraft aren’t gamers while obsessing over an anime strategy game which they only play for the reason of marrying one of the characters. Least wimpiest school in North Thurston district, Aspire middle school is obviously the wimpiest. All of the staff are either feminists or despise women, no in between. Good side is that it isn’t a white school; there are mostly brown kids. Overall, lame school. Salish snitches got Minecraft classic blocked.

Todd: “hey jim, I heard one of the students here at Salish Middle School tried to commit suicide by jumpi-“
School principal: “Hey, woah woah woah”

Salish Middle School by I have gonorrhea sksksksksk October 4, 2019

Salish Middle School 

The middle school that all the retards got sent to instead of anywhere else in Lacey & Olympia. Most of the boys here are either transsexual men, football jocks, or nerds. Girls on the other hand are becoming a dying faction since every girl either is a overly apparent transsexual man or a non-binary whatever. The small denominator of girls however are annoying or as rude as a rotten egg. Most of them spread either gossip or join in with the men during class to annoy the teacher to the point of sheer fury. During most periods, the rambunctious yahoos of the classes either fire up their chromebook and go onto "Unblocked games number 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011" or just constantly make innuendos and annoying jokes the entire time and never do anything else. Now that I've listed a lot about the people, lets share somethings about the school itself. There were reports of pot use, a guy jumped off the second story railing, everyone hates each other, and the anti-bullying system here is as non-existent as Russel's Teapot, and seemingly everyone is bullied here. Now, with all the cons I've listed here, you might think "Hey, there must be a silver lining.", and you'd be right. The food here is good at best, and that's the one thing we all like here.

My friend is ditching Salish Middle School

Salish Middle School by Beltbucklebystander November 9, 2021