Salewala 

Salewala is a surname.
Salewalas are crazy. And foxy. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.

"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."

Salewala by Ahkris November 20, 2023

salewala 

Salewala is a surname.
Salewalas are crazy. And built like a duck. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them for a psychotic friendship that will leave you wanting to know why on earth did you think it was a good idea to be born. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.”

"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."

salewala by Ahkris November 20, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008