Salewala 

Salewala is a surname.
Salewalas are crazy. And foxy. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.

"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."

Salewala by Ahkris November 20, 2023

salewala 

Salewala is a surname.
Salewalas are crazy. And built like a duck. They will bully you, and they are obsessed with Chick-fil-A. Very stingy with money and will not let you see even a nickel that graces their wallet. Avoid at all costs, but if you do encounter a Salewala (since there is a Salewala village in India... the Patels should beware of them. Honest to goodness here), befriend them for a psychotic friendship that will leave you wanting to know why on earth did you think it was a good idea to be born. Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, make them your enemy. The Salewala in question will hunt you down and offer you Taco Bell that will give you diarrhea for the next 3.5 years of your career.”

"That Salewala over there is looking at me like he's going to bite my head off..."
"That's because given the chance, that Salewala will do so."

salewala by Ahkris November 20, 2023