Salad Tong 

An act performed while cuddling, when the two parties are facing each other and their legs are intertwined. This act is similar to spooning, but both parties benefit from mutual love and intimacy.

Guy 1: So did you and your girlfriend bang last night?
Guy 2: No, we were both feeling tired, so we did some salad tonged instead. It was bliss.

Salad Tong by Theoriginalsaladtonger'13 November 16, 2010

Salad Tong 

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.

Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!

Salad Tong by snottypants angel April 10, 2011

Salad tongs 

A fu-manchu mustache. A reference to the shape of the mustache and the tendency of people sporting them to toss salad.

That dirty bastard's sporting some serious salad tongs.

Salad tongs by Chip Z'hoyy July 31, 2011

Salad Tongs 

A word used when the pressure is on you to be cool. When all your hip friends use words like, Groovy and Keen, just say Salad Tongs and you will be Mister Popular!

Ugly Kid: Salad Tongs
Everyone: I want to hump him!

Salad Tongs by Arkalit November 13, 2004