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safety meeting 

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.
"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."
safety meeting by lance January 27, 2004

safety meeting 

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.
Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"
safety meeting by katieiscool? August 26, 2009

safety meeting 

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.
Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.
safety meeting by harm May 13, 2005

Safety Meeting 

Slang for sneaking off before work to smoke marijuana.

Meeting held before another meeting to get in the right frame of mind.
All of the raft guides disappeared before loading rafts on the bus, they must be at their safety meeting

Is there any way I can schedule some time for a safety meeting before that big presentation?
Safety Meeting by swivet February 5, 2010

safety meeting 

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.
Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!
safety meeting by binzington June 15, 2012

Safety meeting 

The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
Boss man,"hey! What are you all doing offer there?"
Employees,"Safety meeting, be bag in a min."
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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