an acronym for the Super Awesome Extracurricular Activity Committee (or SAC for
short). This amazing committee was formed in 2010 for the purpose of planning a Christmas
Party of epic proportions which
will be talked about for centuries by all whom were in attendance.
The SAC offers support, comfort, and entertainment to all its members 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. SAC's policies, members, location, and events are confidential and cannot be revealed at this time.
Recently there has been alot of curiosity surrounding the SAC and how to be incorporated into it. As there is only so much room in each SAC, membership is limited. The SAC does not actively recruit members but those interested in joining can send their inquires to youarenotcoolenoughforsac@
gmail.com.
If SAC is interested in having you as a member you
will go through a lengthy audtion process without your knowledge. If you pass the audition phase you
will then enter a trial probation period during which time you
will be evaluated on whether or not you are a good fit for SAC. If you do not make the grade then you will not be a SAC member. Inability to e-mail properly
will result in your immediate
rejection as a SAC member. There are no appeals to this process.