When your car is stuck due to a material pushing on the bottom preventing the wheels from getting traction.
A wedge pressing against the under carriage of a car.
Imagine a teeter totter only with a car for the board and seats.
A snow plowcame past the drive way making a mound of snow. I tried to ram it but my car got staddlebagged. I tried to jump the curb now I'm saddlebagged.
A saddlebagger is someone who strategically drapes their testicles over another's nose so that one testicle resides on either side of the nose. The nose can be substituted for any other slender body part or object. Commonly used to insult another's character.
When a guy puts on a pair of girls' panties and one ball drops down on each side.....thus creating...saddlebags...
Man...have you talked to Justin...he hasn't been OK since the breakup...I walked in on him wearing his ex girlfriend's panties saddlebagging it in front of the mirror crying listening to Beyoncé....
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.