Sad Wank

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To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

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Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

Sad wank by Sad wank February 22, 2020

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Sadwank

Wanking as a vain attempt to fill the crushing void of emptiness in your soul. Your life is worthless.

“I’ve decided to sadwank my way through coronavirus, to block out the existential dread and realisation of my own mortality”

Sadwank by #handsanitiserisnotlube March 21, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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