Sad Wank

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To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

Sad Wank by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

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Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

Sad wank by Sad wank February 22, 2020

Related Words

Sad Wank • säd • sad nigga hours • sad boi hours • sad boy • sad clown • sad panda • Sad Boi • sad face • sad girl

Sadwank

Wanking as a vain attempt to fill the crushing void of emptiness in your soul. Your life is worthless.

“I’ve decided to sadwank my way through coronavirus, to block out the existential dread and realisation of my own mortality”

Sadwank by #handsanitiserisnotlube March 21, 2020

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026