Sadwank

Wanking as a vain attempt to fill the crushing void of emptiness in your soul. Your life is worthless.

“I’ve decided to sadwank my way through coronavirus, to block out the existential dread and realisation of my own mortality”

by #handsanitiserisnotlube March 21, 2020

Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

sadwan

An individual who is popular but very dumb

Oh! another dumb guy with a gifted face. We call them sadwan in these parts

by Anniying June 13, 2021

Sad wank

when you fuck a bitch but can’t nut so kick her out and beat yourself off till you nut in your sheets

Sad wank is getting drunk and fucking a fat bitch then kicking her out and beating yourself off to finish the job

by Sad wank February 22, 2020