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Sad Saltine
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A
hand job
given using tears as lube,
culminating
disparagingly
in her
mouth.
Hey man
how was your night with Dee? Bad at first but I
convinced
her to do a sad
saltine
even though her dog died.
by
Keystoned4
September 7, 2018
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