Sackopecia 

A condition, where as the elderly male of the human species looses it's scrotum hair and begins to resemble 2 kiwi fruit.

My word homey, what's become of your nut sack? I believe I'm suffering from "sackopecia" darling .

Sackopecia by anonymous September 19, 2021

Saclopenial 

When one man accidentally impales himself on a woman's clit.

-Oh no, Johnson's in the hospital.
-Why?
-Saclopenial.
-Oh, that's horrible.
-Well, it's kinda hot.

Saclopenial by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020