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SYPHOWITZ-Cutting off a cock and balls, and using the ballsack as the bowl, and smoking out of the dick.
Person: Hey dude, want a syphowitz?
Person2: Dude, Sure
Person2: OWWWWWWW! MY COCK!
SYPHOWITZ by JUGGALO VIOLENT J July 11, 2006
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SYPHOWITZ-Cutting off a cock and balls, and using the ballsack as the bowl, and smoking out of the dick.
Person: Hey dude, want a syphowitz?
Person2: Dude, Sure
Person2: OWWWWWWW! MY COCK!
SYPHOWITZ by JUGGALO VIOLENT J July 11, 2006
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anything so gross that you dont want to put your fingers in it
hey franky i saw your grandmas box when her skirt blew up damn that was some nasty sipowitz
sipowitz by beny moore boy June 18, 2009

syphonite 

A mad cunt who doesnt get the picture to just go away or who is a annoying loser.
Luke- Did you see that syphonite?
Matt- Yeah, he was such a gay cunt.
syphonite by MCC GANSTA January 2, 2005
n. A larger lip of dip tobacco (howitzer) while taking a shower. Also known as a showie. Very popular with hockey and baseball players alike.
Guy 1: Hey, I'll meet you at the movies in an hour.
Guy 2: Yeah, sounds good. I'm gonna go home and pack a showitzer before i go.
Guy 1: Yeah me too. Good call. Make sure you bring your tin to the movie so we can pack a lip during the movie.
Guy 1: No doubt.
showitzer by Ricky14 May 11, 2006
Syphonsonize means when Syphon Syphonizes words, he's also known as Csnsor. Syphon is very good with his words and became largely known to Syphonizing words for documents, and such.
Hey Syphon, can you Syphonize this message for me please?
Syphonize by LupinDev January 22, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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