When a woman does not get the man she believes she deserves with unrealistic expectations so she starts hating on every man and tells her friends and all women how terrible men are and warms them of consequences of being with men.
Taylor: "I told you not to go with that Nathan, he will ruin your life, it does not matter how good he is, he is a man and men will be men"
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
Karen: "really, but he loves me"
Taylor: "They all say they love you initially but then they change, we don't need men, we just need a squad."
Karen: " Ok, but this is sad, I am not doing taylor-swifting anymore, I love my man and everything he is to me."
by KofD December 12, 2019
Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
Taylor the mother of all
by biotchslay April 27, 2023
Taylor Swift (Debut)
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
Fearless
Speak Now
Red
1989
Reputation
Lover
Folklore
Evermore
Fearless (Taylor's Version)
Red (Taylor's Version
by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 17, 2022
"Did any of you jack my shit?"
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."
"No!"
"Well It could have been me, I'm like a Swift Night Bunny, very quietly sneaking in and stealing y'all's shit."
by Of The Similar September 7, 2022
by supergoose94 November 11, 2010
The absurd act of trademarking or attempting to trademark commonly used words and phrases, named after our dear friend miss Taylor Swift, who has actually trademarked such things as "this sick beat", "nice to meet you, where you been?", "I'll write your name", "blank space", and "1989".
See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.
((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
See also: The Fine Bros trademarking "react", because for some inconceivable reason, they think they invented the reaction video. Because they're absolute wazzocks.
((Note: Swifting™ is NOT trademarked, the ™ is simply a stylization. I am not a Swifter™.))
-Did you hear about The Fine Bros?
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
-No, what did they do?
-Dude, they've been Swifting™ all over the place!
by syntheticanimal February 1, 2016