A girl who's nipples protrude through her bra, clothes, jacket, and into an alternate universe
Dude she's a dr. Swift!

Watch your eyes!!!
by That girl tho1 January 16, 2014
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Oh, oops. DOCTOR Swift. It's DOCTOR now. I totally forgot about that. DOCTOR Swift terrorized newlyweds with fireworks.
Hym "Right. She's a DOCTOR now. Dr. Swift. A doctor of what? Hmm.......... Fine Arts. That makes sense... You know, now that I think about it... Where the hell is MY doctorate? I should be getting more things. I'm not getting enough things. A Doctorate, a signed portal gun, a mauser C96, 100 red balloons, aaaaaaaaaand..... Hmmm.... And a physical from Dr. Swift... Those are my demands! Meet them or perish!"
by Hym Iam September 25, 2023
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