Subway 

The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.

They make up for it by making some badass cookies.

Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!

Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.

Subway by ronronson March 12, 2013

Subway 

a place that makes awesome subs but won't help u lose wieght as well as they say.

subway is one of the best places to eat i know of.

Subway by jay August 3, 2003

Subway 

The only restaurant where ducks eat for free.

Let me have the steak fajita sub, but don't bother ringing it up, it's for a duck.

Subway by Bibbins May 31, 2005

Subway 

Someone who has a penis of 1 foot, referring to the foot long sandwich sold in Subway.

Tom: dude my dick is 12".

Graeme: Idk you was a Subway, you legend!

Subway by Joe Alt May 10, 2012

subway 

1. A train that is used for urban transit
2. A restaurant that serves filling and fresh food, my personal favorite, but jerry didnt lose his weight there

subway resturants will not make you lose weight unless you have one of those "under 6 grams of fat" 6 inch subs without subsause or mayo. TRUE: if you have a 12 inch sub, doesnt matter what sub it is if you add subsause and mayo to it, the sauses alone will be 440 calories... the other ones are relatively heathy though

subway by o.0 ? December 28, 2005

Subway 

A restaraunt that serves nutritious sandwiches in two sizes: six inches and foot-long. Their sandwiches, while being somewhat costly, are still delicious and filling.

Subway is not only for the obese.

Subway by victor August 5, 2004

Subway 

One of the greatest places to eat fast food.

The motto is 'Subway Eat Fresh!' but 'Subway: Eat Flesh' sounds more fitting.

Supposedly will make fat people skinny, but that can't happen.

Fat man: Subway makes me feel like I can EAT ANYTHING

Subway by rodneyalcala January 7, 2010