When a male simp is in between twolesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.
A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.
“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
An acronym for: "Suicide Is Always The Best Option". Can also be used as a verb interchangable with suicide.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Aww man, my mom says I have to pick up my grades or she'll take away my car."
Guy 2: "SIATBO dude, SIATBO."
Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just found out I don't have enough credits to graduate, I'm totally gonna SIATBO."
Guy 2: "That's the smartest thing you've ever said."
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, drivingproperty prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and GeorgesRd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"