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lesbian seatbelt

When a male simp is in between two lesbians who are only into each other but they pretend to be into him because of societal pressures. Coined by the man, the myth, the legend: Noel Miller.
Imagine their holding hands over him while he's sleeping, now he's just a lesbian seatbelt.
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Seatbelting 

A derivative of fingering; the act of tickling a female ‘down there’, during which both parties face the same way, with the female recipient backed up against the front side of the ‘sender’; the senders working arm extends over the shoulder of the recipient, thus securing the recipient in place, resembling the appearance of a buckled seatbelt.
“Bro, did you see Ollie seatbelting Cadhla’s little sister at Ana’s last night? Was he playing counting stars in her ear through his phone?”
“Yeah so sick. Isn’t she like 17 though?”
Seatbelting by Olliemckenna1 June 18, 2021

satboi.4 

The best man on all of instagram very very funny.
Wooahh that dude is such a satboi.4
satboi.4 by Cid lan April 18, 2021
Mexican slang.
Suato/a is a person, most likely a friend, who is just too stupid to do simple stuff.
person 1: *Can't open the door*
person 2: Suato! How can't you open the door? *opens door*
suato by mexicangirl21 January 30, 2016
An acronym for: "Suicide Is Always The Best Option". Can also be used as a verb interchangable with suicide.
Example 1:
Guy 1: "Aww man, my mom says I have to pick up my grades or she'll take away my car."
Guy 2: "SIATBO dude, SIATBO."

Example 2:
Guy 1: "I just found out I don't have enough credits to graduate, I'm totally gonna SIATBO."
Guy 2: "That's the smartest thing you've ever said."
SIATBO by Soul Koala June 14, 2010

Nerd Seatbelt 

1. (noun) the buckling strap that connects the left- and right-shoulder straps on a backpack.
He strode confidently into class, purposefully unbuckling his nerd seatbelt with one hand.
Nerd Seatbelt by OUtlET December 29, 2005