Literally "to encourage people to stay at home", this expression is used in Abruzzese dialect, from the Italian region of Abruzzo, to reiterate the importance of not crossing the line and minding your own business.
Volete giocare ancora dopo aver perso 10-0? Ma steteve alla casa va'...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.