straight person

the *gags* worst *gags* type *gags* of *gags* person.
ewwwwww Jason is *gags* a straight person.
by loberbisk October 28, 2020
mugGet the straight personmug.

Straight person

A nasty creature that everyone should stay away from.
Oh you’re a straight person? Stay away from me you contagious rat.
by F4gwithnoname February 24, 2021
mugGet the Straight personmug.

valid straight person

A term used by the LGBTQ community (primarily gays and bis) to describe cis het people that aren’t stereotypically straight.

These people tend to be allies and very supportive and kind towards members of the community. They are also probably funny and easygoing when it comes to jokes about being straight.
Girl 1: Is Harry Styles straight?
Girl 2: I think so, but even if he is, he’s definitely a valid straight person.
Girl 1: Oh yeah for sure.
by c00chieman69 October 02, 2020
mugGet the valid straight personmug.
On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights
by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021
mugGet the Beat a Straight Person Daymug.