SSAS

Stupid Single And Sassy

A girl must obtain all 3 of these qualities before she is considered a ssas masta. Being a ssas masta is a great honor to uphold and you must uphold it with pride. This honor is not given out to just anyone, the girls friends must second her opinion on being rewarding with this honor. A ssas masta, otherwise pronounced sass master, must be the stupid-ess of the stupid, the single-ess of the singles and the sassy-ess of the sassy of all her friends. The ssas masta award receiver must accept the award without any complaint because clearly her friends think she sis something worthy enough to receive this honor.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that single girl being really sassy to that worker and asking really stupid questions?
Girl 2: Ya she is definitely a ssas masta.
Girl 1: Ya we should totally give her the ssas awward.

by SASS MASTA April 16, 2011

SSAS

Sexy, Scottish and Single

Look at me, im Sexy, Scottish and Single

by Richie Ward July 09, 2005

ssa

The word ass backwards.

Look at my ssa

by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019

ssa

Subject Says All. Used in an e-mail to indicate that the subject line is actually the entire message.

SSA is convenient for short messages like "call me." Write what you need to say in the subject, and make the e-mail itself just say SSA.

by orkid68 March 15, 2008

SSA

Same Sex Attraction. Having the sexual desires of a homosexual

Larry Craig is extremely closeted about his SSA

by Theboyinthebed September 12, 2007

SSA

SAFE SEX ALWAYS

Acronym used to express that the hook up host practices safe sex always. So expect to wear a condom, even for hand to genital stimulation.

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by GretelundMavisundMauer May 10, 2012

Ssas

A crappy school that is full of BEAUTIFUL kids and people who aren’t ASSHOLES. Everything here is broken including doors. And Alex is a asshole

“Ssas is fucked”

by Dweller September 24, 2019