squeer 

a straight-laced or boring homosexual.

he's too squeer to enjoy a john waters film.

squeer by nancy pearl necklace October 9, 2007

squeer 

Both square and queer at the same time.

Oh my god, look at that turtleneck he's wearing, it's so squeer.

squeer by aegiswings June 23, 2005

squeer 

when a person is screaming and is a homosexual. this person is refered as a squeer; a screaming queer

“my mom came into my room and started acting like a total squeer cause I had a 40 year old man in my bed.”

squeer by ruby and beckham June 11, 2018

Squeer 

A straight queer. Someone who identifies as both straight and queer, often due to being attracted to the opposite gender only or mostly, but who's friends and/or family and themselves are heavily involved in the queer community, making a large part of their identity queer regardless of their sexual orientation.

Jaimie: What does squeer mean?

Taylor: Oh I'm a squeer! I'm basically straight, but most people I like and hang out with are gay, so I am queer too, even though I'm straight.

Jaimie: Isn't that like an ally?

Taylor: Not really, cause an ally is just someone who accepts the queer community but doesn't actually identify with it. Squeers identify as a part of the queer community, as belonging more with queers than with straights.

Jaimie: Well if you're straight and queer, aren't you just bisexual?

Taylor: No I have a lot of trouble being attracted to my own gender, even if I try. I'm definitly just straight, but when people say I'm not queer or don't belong in the rainbow community, that bother me, cause I am queer. My life surrounds gay people, Pride, rainbow conferences, volunteering with queer organizations, etc. Being queer is part of who I am.

Jaimie: That's so cool! So you're a squeer! Like a straight queer.

Taylor: Yup!

Squeer by RightTwoLove June 14, 2010

SQueer 

A screaming queer, the overblown stereotype of a homosexual male.

Mike is such a Squeer. What a fucking diva.

SQueer by StevenO August 27, 2005

squeer 

A person who is sexually attracted to both males and females.

I'm squeer as hell, but I wouldn't have sex with Kermit *or* Miss Piggy.

squeer by Professor Boooooooty February 6, 2009

squeer 

a person that is 3 quarters homosexual and 1 quarter straight, though will only realize this once tried a sport, after apologizing for being called names rejects social activity

mr x- man your so anoiying shut up

mr s- im sorry for being anoiying but do u really think i am? :(

mr x- dude why are u being such a squeerosexual, how do expect to play sports.

mr s- hey, do you hate me?

squeer by sqeerosexual November 26, 2009