Squirrels

Testicles

You've got a huge pair of squirrels on you, mate.

Fuck me, I've got a sharp pain in my squirrels.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

squirrels

Quite possibly the most evil animals on earth. Behind their cute, adorable facade lies an evil beast waiting to destroy us all. The most evil ones are the Black Canadian variety.

One day walking through the woods, some squirrels decided to attack me, but I managed to fend them off with a near-by branch.

by Justin Thorson January 14, 2009

squirrels

A slang terms used to alert your nearby friend of hot girls without alerting the entire area of your desire to ram at will.

After stopping at Subway, Richard said "Squirrels". To my surprise there was a hot 17 year old serving and her two hotter friends in the corner filling out applications as my pants were filling out to a nice sized tent.

by RDC June 1, 2005

Squirrels

Some animal with rabies that u will love till the end of da world

"OMG! NO WAY SQUIRRELS!"

by KickAssBob February 16, 2009

squirrels

The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.

by Wayne Cambell December 21, 2006

Squirrels

A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"

"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."

by neomaya October 9, 2009

Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010