fromgy spomp 

terrible discord server god i hate it. bunch of femboys

(average fromgy spomp interaction)

qen: cmere kitten mommy is angry

tromboner: ok bb

fromgy spomp by Anastasi0s October 21, 2020

Sompanzees 

The sompanzee (colloquially somp) is a more developed relative than its close primate, chimpanzee, with an IQ of 68.

Sompanzees are from the Horn of continent, while the chimpanzees in the forests of Central Africa loitering their time in the treetops, unlike their hard-working somp relatives who are coastal seafarers and tireless observers e.g. in the malls abroad.

Sompanzees by O. W. Tongueincheek August 29, 2023

spooped 

spookier than you can describe

Oh man I was so spooped when I saw the carved pumpkins at the ALIVE program!

spooped by iwant2dieXD October 15, 2017

spomit 

Occurs following excessive marijuana smoking. One coughs so hard they vomit saliva everywhere. It is a repulsive, yet absolutely hilarious condition.

Mikey smoked so much weed that he spomitted everywhere, not once, but twice.

spomit by Capt.spom September 25, 2009

Spampire 

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

Spampire by Whodang October 25, 2012

Shompa 

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.

Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...

Shompa by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011

spoop nugget 

A spoop nugget is when someone is annoyed with someone and calls them a spoop nugget.

Courtnay I'm so mad at you, you are such a Spoop Nugget

spoop nugget by cheer_girl5 January 27, 2017