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spank you 

often used in place of "thank you," and resond to with "your rectum."
Here's your 'ritto.
Why, spank you!
Your rectum.
spank you by Calo November 1, 2003

spank you 

A term commonly used by males to waitresses to be funny. Usually is accompanied by a slap on the ass.
Guy 1. Dude I just said spank you to that waitress and got kicked out of the restaurant.

Guy 2. Nice
spank you by JONNAY-D!!! June 11, 2010

spank you very much 

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.
Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!
spank you very much by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

I'm gonna give you spank

something that your asian grandmother likes to say/do to all your friends when they come over.
"Eric, I'm gonna give you spank!"
A sarcastic expression of gratitude to an unpleasant women – usually spoken in a muffled manner, so as to be mistaken for "thank you".
Hostess: "I refuse to seat anyone costumed as Elvis Presley."

Elvis impersonator: "Skank you... skank you very much."

stank you smelly much 

to thank someone in a vigorous fashion, albeit filled with humor.
Andre 3000: "I wanna say/Stank you/Smelly much/For pickin' me up..."